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The Lonely Island – Space Olympics lyrics
Reach for the stars
Whooaa Yeah

You stand on a distant planet
Skyline of red plateaus
Strange air and vegetation
You're a winner

Welcome to the space Olympics
The year 3022
Take part in a grand tradition
You're name echoes in the halls of the universe

Ohhhhh, yeahhh
Believe in yourself
Take your game into outer space

Every single galactic athlete
Needs a coded I'd badge
Drug tests are mandatory
You're a winner

The athlete's village is on Zargon
You all get a junior suite
We don't cover incidentals
So keep your ass out the mini-bar

You're the best in the world
Brace yourself cuz there's no gravity

You're in the mother fucking space Olympics

Let it be known by every nation
You'll only get one meal a day
There was a bit of a budget snafu
And food funding is insufficient

We can't really enforce a curfew
As there is no light or sound
Just one of the many problems
With hosting a sporting event in space

Attention all athletes, There are minor scheduling adjustments:
Space disc is totally canceled
Space swords is totally canceled
Space luge is also canceled
And all other events are pending

Welcome to your space Olympics
All the oxygen has run out
And some one who will not be named
Accidentally hit self-destruct

As you file to your escape pods
I'll distract the alien hoards
And as I stare death in the face
I know my sins will take me to Hell

You do it for the love, my love.
And there ain't no woman that could take your spot
My love

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    This song tells a story. The space olympics, (founded and originally financed by charlie sheen) are here once again.
    It's the year 3022 (obviously) and the people are exited for the space olympics. However, since the death of charlie sheen (a few days ago) the space olympics have been running into budget problems. With almost all of the events cancelled due to funding problems, some kids, (andy samberg and company) think they can spice it up by hitting the self destruct button charlie sheen insisted on being there. The first part of the station to be destroyed was the security system, releasing all the wild aliens originally intended for the space gladiators, (also cancelled) were released. The lonely island, feeling guilty for the destruction of the space olympics, stay back to distact the aliens. The sins they are talkig about are all the jeans they murdered (cause of death: hecka punches!) but, like a boss, andy samberg saves the rest of the lonely island from the exploding space station (not looking at the explosion of course) (after this daring escape, andy samberg jizzed in his pants).
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