The Lonely Island – Mother Lover lyrics

Andy Samberg: Oh dang.
Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg?
Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mother's Day.
Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her.
Andy Samberg: Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.
Justin Timberlake: Damn, I forgot it too.
Andy Samberg: This could have been avoided.
What the hell are we gonna do?
Justin Timberlake: My mom's been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.
Andy Samberg: Cold.
Justin Timberlake: No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test.
Andy Samberg: I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray.
Justin Timberlake: Word
Andy Samberg: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up!
Andy Samberg: You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
Justin Timberlake: I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too.
Both: Slow up!
Andy Samberg: What time is it dawg?
Justin Timberlake: It's time for a switcharoo.
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean
Cause...

I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each other's mothers
Both: Fuck each others moms
I'm pushin' that lady where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy
Both: Fuckin' each other's moms

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

Andy Samberg: I'll be layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Justin Timberlake: I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Andy Samberg: They will be so surprised
Justin Timberlake: We are so cool and thoughtful
Andy Samberg: Can't wait to pork your mom
Justin Timberlake: I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both: Sho nuff!
Justin Timberlake: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up!
Andy Samberg: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
Justin Timberlake: This is the perfect plan
Andy Samberg: For a perfect Mother's Day
Justin Timberlake: They'll have to rename this one
Both: All-Up-Under-the-Covers Day

'Cause I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
Justin Timbrlake: Fuck each other's moms
I'm pushin that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy
Justin Timbrlake: Fuckin' each other's moms

Andy Samberg: Break it down

Andy Samberg: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Justin Timberlake: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Andy Samberg: While you're in my mother, make me another brother. And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber
Justin Timberlake: OH!

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Andy Samberg: Happy Mother's Day