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Tim Hawkins – Colonoscopy lyrics

You have some lovely children and a lovely wife
You have a lovely bank account and had a healthy life
But you do knew this day was coming
It was always meant to be
Your doctor says it times to have a colonoscopy
Oh colon, colon
A wonderful procedure as everyone can see
Your number's up, it's time to take one for the team
It's right there on the schedule

There is a preperation that you should know about
You have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out
They'll take a certain instrument to take a look inside
In honesty it can be a bumpy ride

Oh colon, colon
A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease
Stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze
You can't get away from

It's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun
But now you're turning 40 so you know it must be done
It's not an ordinary exam
You lay down on a table and then "Thank you ma'am"

Oh colon, colon
A wonderful procedure I'm sure you will agree
Never underestimate how thorough they will be
It's time to take your medicene

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