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Bob Rivers – I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are lyrics

I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are
(I Love You Just The Way You Are-Billy Joel)

Don't go padding your bra to please me
You never had much chest before mmmm
And don't imagine your hoots is Jewed-ah
'cuz I don't need a whole lot more

Oh You'd probably leave me if they were bigger
Your bust would keep me from your heart mmmmm
I'd miss the good times. I love the flat times
I love your breasts the way they are

I need to know that you will always wear
A trainer a-cup 32
How could you think that they're not pleasing me
The way that I've been squeezing you

Woah, I don't want heaving mounds of cleavage
I never want to work that hard
I just want something that I can fondle
I love your breasts the way they are

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Music Facts about Bob Rivers and "I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are" song

I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are meanings

  • jopezz
    Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
    Eventually, the production crew released a cd of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
    All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
    Plastic b*s are the target, and Billy Joel's song is the foil.
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