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Bob Rivers – 7-11 (Seven Eleven) lyrics

7-11 (Mark Davis)
(Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin)

There's a lady who goes
To the store that won't close
And she's shopping at 7 Eleven

Down the aisle she sees
Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies
And a Snickers really satisfies her

Ooooh make my Slurpy

If there's a penny on the counter
You can use it
Please pay inside before pumping gas
Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish
You spoke English
I just bought a Big Gulp from Ahmed
Ahmed

(Greetings!
Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine.
Do you require a spoon straw?)

And you will find one down the road
Coffee and cigarettes to go
Twinkies from here to Tokyo
They've been robbed eight times in a row
And the fluorescent lights glow
Microwave your burrito

And she's shopping at 7 Eleven



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    Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
    Eventually, the production crew released a cd of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
    All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
    The classic Stairway To Heaven gets mangled.
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      Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his... Read more →

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