Bassline Dave – Waifu lyrics

[Chorus]
I don't like talking to nobody (no)
Too many friends on my phone (no)
Bro just leave me alone (yeah)
Yo mans gonna get thrown (yeah)
I got this cold, I'm cold hearted
Nobody's sounds like mine do (yeah)
Bald pussy like Caillou
That's my motherfuckin' waifu
I'm that motherfuckin' white dude
I'm that motherfuckin' white dude
I don't even really like you (no I don't, no I don't)
I don't even really like you (never will, never will)
And I ain't really try to

[Verse 1]
Bitch said that I missed it (yeah)
I walk around like I'm autistic (yeah)
I got a sack full of ammunition 'cause these motherfuckers making bad decisions (yeah)
I put head out the roof
I told her to [?] caboose
I put the fuzz on my tooth
You just a duck I'm a goose
You just a duck, I'm a goose
Stay in the circle 'cause they ain't pick you
Was in my circle, but that not a goon
Was in my circle, shoutout Maroon
Little white T-Shirt, Fruit Of The Loom
She like how I dress & show my tattoos
You just think it's how I'm making my moves
Struck the whole crowd when I get in my groove (yeah)
I don't pack a fuckin' Lllama
But I ain't runnin' with the choppa
If you die I'll cry for your mama
But I'll swing at you like pinata
Never been with the drama
Spicy with no sauce (yeah)
Unprofessional, Unconventional
Intentional, miscolored

[Chorus]
I don't like talking to nobody (no)
Too many friends on my phone (no)
Bro just leave me alone (yeah)
Yo mans gonna get thrown (yeah)
I got this cold, I'm cold hearted
Nobody's sounds like mine do (yeah)
Bald pussy like Caillou
That's my motherfuckin' waifu
I'm that motherfuckin' white dude
I'm that motherfuckin' white dude
I don't even really like you (no I don't, no I don't)
I don't even really like you (never will, never will)
And I ain't really try to

[Verse 2]
Doin' this with a quarter pound and 45's on both sides
Grab on my choppa, some shit really happened [?] I don't know why
When I'm standing I'm probably dancing
And you boring as fuck like a old guy
Just standing around trying to not die
With a new [?] and a necktie
All of this rap shit stupid
All of this rap shit stupid
[?] off the lean, and clueless
[?] is getting confusin'
Couldn't take it so serious, That shit to me is amusing

[Chorus]
I don't like talking to nobody (no)
Too many friends on my phone (no)
Bro just leave me alone (yeah)
Yo mans gonna get thrown (yeah)
I got this cold, I'm cold hearted
Nobody's sounds like mine do (yeah)
Bald pussy like Caillou
That's my motherfuckin' waifu
I'm that motherfuckin' white dude
I'm that motherfuckin' white dude
I don't even really like you (no I don't, no I don't)
I don't even really like you (never will, never will)
And I ain't really try to