Gotta Get A Fake I.D. lyrics

Do you guys have fake IDs?
[crowd cheers]
Yeah, you gotta have fake ids man...
You know, i'm not gonna narc you or anything...i'm not like 21 Jump Street you know
"C'mon, hey. You told me - in the audience - you said you had a fake id, now talk to this officer."
You gotta have a fake I'd man, it's the most fun cool thing that you could ever
Have in college because you're a totally different person, for one night. I
Mean, if you chalk it or if you get, like, one that looks nothing like you it's
More fun. And you can never ask your friends if it's cool because they just
Want to drink, so they'll just tell you it's cool like
"Let me see that, i'll tell you if it's cool. Oh yeah, you got a good one, you
Got a GOOD one, you got a good one. Yeah, this'll work. This is gonna work.
Uh huh, yeah, this one's gonna work. Just trust me, wear the turban. Put on
The turban, it'll work, trust me. Don't be a pussy, it's really good..."