Fat Sweaty Betty lyrics

W-w-w-w why don’t you go into the next room and start getting undressed (x2)Fat sweaty betty you bitch ain’t nuthin newHer ma used to baby sit me back when we was 2We’d go to the playground and to the skating rinkAnd we’d go under the bleachers and she’d let me hit the stankWell ah, she moved across town and never came backUntil the other day I seen her at the chicken shackShe said her name was betty I can’t believe this, shitThe sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beatchShe said hey j tell me how you beenShe had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chinI told her, hold still and flicked it off her faceAnd said betty oh betty what ya say we leave this place? I took her back to the crib and hit it all nightI let my fingers rub across the rippled celluliteOooooh it was nasty, but I don’t let it bother meShe rolled over and fuckin knocked the wind outta meI couldn’t breath she wouldn’t stop I’m almost deadI took the lamp and bust it on her fuckin head we got dressedI gave her a little kiss good-bye fat sweaty betty,My fat sweaty pumpkin pieFat sweaty bettyTell me when your ready (x2)The big fat flop of shit people call bettyLots of fat on her back her neck, sweatyBoogers runnin out her noes and over hung lipsCan’t tell the difference from her titties to her hipsBut fuck all that cuz I wanna see the nedenI wanna see the cat that cheesy, cheesy, chinRode my bike to her house, hey yo betty let me inI’m packin some snack cakes, bitch let me inI can hear her commin down the stairsShe opened up the door in her mutha fuckin underwear’sEww, shit fuck that I’m turnin backBut then the door shut and she goin for the cake snackI said relax hoe, I’m hear on businessYou can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bitI need a favor, come on betty drop them drawersAhhhh, I knew it, betty had ballsOh, no here come that assFrom the top of the dresser with the yokozuna splashI wish I never came oh boy do I wishShe fat sweaty betty the sweaty fat bitchFat sweaty betty tell me when your readyFat sweaty betty (x8)