Hokus Pokus Lyrics
Saughterin strangulars, jugglin jugulin juggulas,
Fall-in, fat floppy titty freaks ic fuckin ps in the haugh!(hoo hoo!)
Abracadabra, boom shaka day, I'm violent j, and I'm back like a
And I come with a hat full of tricks,
Trunk full of faygo, car full of fat chicks.
Ha ha-ha ha ha ha-ha-ha, f**k you.
Wicked clowns, wed like to say what's up, to the cobras, x-men, and
And everybody with clown love, even sucks I never heard of.
Roll into town, and out with the big top,
Four cards down, and two more still to drop.
And when it does, I'd pack up and hit the road,
Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode!
Toss me an ax, and I'll toss you a dead chicken,
Add a buck, ya get a two liter wit em.
And when the genie says on with the show,
Its hokus pokus jokers,
(once again, it's the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh)
Hokus pokus jokers ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
(southwest slivering snakes of darkness.)(w/milenko echo)
Shazaam, bam! Shaka-laka lokey, shaggy the clown back like scoliosis,
Call me a psycho-skitzo-freak, and I'll call you by your name! (d**k
Cuz I could give two s***s and a f**k,
I bounce down frimmer in a popcorn-clown truck.
I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard, I grab ya gizzard!
Jump on the carpet, lets take a spin,
Everybodys waitin for the show to begin.
Up to the top, by the neck, and let ya go, (wow!)
Try to land in a glass of faygo! (uh!)
You suck! Ya missed the fuckin glass,
Broke ya neck, and busted ya fuckin a**,
But the genie says on with the show,
Hokus pokus jokers, great milenko!
(what awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore!)
(enter milenkos funhouse! Walk right through the wretched
Clown dawg freak dawg
Joker dawg milenko dawg
(visions of joker cards flashing in your mothers face!)
Rude boy and chucky, down wit the clown,
First time we ever went to mexican town.
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot,
And beat us down in the f*****g parking lot! (f**k you!)
Toljest, jump steady, and nate the mack,
Tagged icp by the train tracks!
And it was on, the dawn of a new day,
Magical carpets creepin down the freeway. (hoo hoo)
Walked in a gypsys tent with a food stamp,
And walked out with a magical limp, yeah,
I met milenko, he gave me three wishes,
That night, I f****d three fat b*****s!
Stank, get the f**k wit it, forget it,
Ill rip ya face off, and wipe my a** wit it!
When the genie says on with the show,
Its hokus pokus jokers, great milenko!
(primal order, magic train, come join us in song!)
(city to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on!)(w/milenko echo)
(giant ladies, bearded ladies, radiant ladies! Ladies?)
(clouds of darkness, and underneath them come the clown!)
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/i/insane_clown_posse/hokus_pokus.html