The Lonely Island – Daddy lyrics

[Akiva]
"Papa did you see me hit a home run last night
I lit the stadium on fire
I was Oakland’s pride"

"Daddy, did you see me?
Look what I can do, yeah"

"Daddy, do you hear me crying?
Crying
Daddy, can you see I’m dying?
Dying
Oh, Dad
Tell ‘em José"

[Andy]
"Ever since little league
Middle school, middle league
Always played technically
Perfect like a symphony, little me
Got much bigger, faster, stronger, Dad
Hit it so long
But you always want it longer Dad"

"But therapy’s for losers"

*whispered* "Little boy"

"Therapy’s for losers"

[Akiva]
"Buy all my steroids in bulk"

[Andy]
"Costco"

[Akiva]
"Wanna get big as the hulk"

[Andy]
"Hogan"

[Akiva]
"Stronger than wolverine teeth"

[Andy]
"Logan"

[Akiva]
"Answer to, ‘where’s the beef’"

[Andy]
"Slogan"

[Andy]
"First, I put on my jock
Then both of my socks
Parachute hammer pants and my Reeboks
Hot tub inside a limousine at Chuck E Cheese
Dad, look at me"

[Reporter, spoken]
"José, heard you went on a pretty hot date the other night. Care to tell us about it?"

[Andy, spoken]
"Hey, come on. You guys know I don’t kiss and tell."

[Andy, singing]
"Oh, I went on a date with Madonna
She said that she wanted Cuban babies
She seemed like a smart business lady
But I didn’t find her physically attractive"

[Akiva]
"I went on a date with my mama
Took her out for all-you-can-eat shrimp
She said she was proud of her baby
That’s me
So, I guess we both had a wild week"

[Andy]
"Therapy’s for losers
Dad said
Therapy’s for losers
Keep your mouth shut"

[Akiva]
"No snitchin’"

[Andy]
"About the steroids"

[Akiva]
"No snitchin’"

[Andy]
"About the steroids"

[Akiva]
"About the steroids"

[Both]
"About the steroids
About the steroids"

[Akiva]
"Don’t fuck up a good thing while you got it"