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Too $hort – Cocktails lyrics
All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that P
You're just a big freak, you better not complain
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name
If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing

I'll pick up the phone and call Janine
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I'm gettin' fucked in my drop top Cadillac
I met this freak named Naomi

Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick
She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits
I said, "bitch! Do what you want?
'Cause this true blue mack won't even front"

I fucked her with my finger, she tried to c**
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm Too Short baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky 'cause I love the funk

My dick is big and her nigga had a little one
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun
I know you stop and wonder just what it is
It's the California lifestyle that I live

My name is Short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs
I know this girl named Annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick

Hella freaky, won't say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch
I know another freak her name's Joanne
I always get the pussy 'cuz I know I can

Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
Every time she cross my mind I go fuck her again
She's like another bitch named Christine
Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor

'Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me c** in her mouth
You know I did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch

And go dig in them guts like a gardener
If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder
'Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales I tell so well

You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
'Cuz Short Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails
I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy
Fucking M. C. 's 'cause she's so nasty

See her backstage trying to throw that ass
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
You can't stop the bitch
Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch

My name is Short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs
I know another girl named Stephanie
Do anything, she can to have s** with me

She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass laying next to me
She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold

I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good, she told her friend named Angie
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player

So I did her just like Tamara
Taking naked pictures with my Polaroid camera
Next they told a girl named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails

She was diggin' in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can't find the bitch
But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything 'cuz I came to pimp

I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin'
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin'
You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I'll be fucking em' up like that, bitch

I know another trick her name was Shery
I had to cut her loose 'cuz she wanted to get married
Pussy so good and I do mean very
Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy

I'm Short Dogg, ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I'll fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick
I guess I'll pull it out and just c** on your bitch

Like my other little tramp named Erika
Anywhere I want to fuck that's where I fuck
'Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in America
Every time I get the pussy I just tear it up

'Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
'Cuz Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales

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