T-Pain – Harry Potter In 99 Seconds lyrics

There once was a boy named Harry who destined to be a star, his parents
Were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar.
"YO HARRY YOU'RE A WIZARD." Harry goes to Hogwarts he meets Ron and
Hermione Mcgonagall requires he play for Gryffindor, Draco is a Daddy's boy
Quirrel becomes unemployed the sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.

Ron breaks his wand now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger. Tom
Riddle hides his Snake inside his ginormous secret chamber.

Harry blows up Aunt Marge, the dementors comes and takes charge, Lupin is a
Wolf the rats a man and now the prisoner is at large, they use time travel
So they can save the prisoner of Azkaban who just appones to be Harry's
Godfather I don't really get it either.

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tornement with dragons and mermaids oh no
Edward Cullen gets slayed he's back.

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary Voldemort's back you're a revolutionary
Harry Dumbledore Dumbledore why is he ignoring your constant attempts to
Contact him, he is forced to leave the school, Umbridge is back Draco's a
Tool, kids break into the Ministry, Sirius Black is as dead as can be...
Oh.

Split your soul, seven parts of a whole, the Horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's
End...

There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death, but in one
Final duel between good and bad, he may take his Final breath...