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South Park – Wendy's Fingerbang Audition lyrics

Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
And he had a great big,

The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like,

Shit-zus make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their,

Meet-ing in the office
O meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his,

Balls-ac was a writer
He lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a,

C***-aminated water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your,

Dick-tate what I'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying fuck!!

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