New! Read & write lyrics explanations
  • Highlight lyrics and explain them to earn Karma points.
Ren & Stimpy – Better Than No One lyrics

Stimpy: (tap dancing)
Ren: Stimpy what's all that racket about?
Stimpy:I'm tap dancing Ren. Pretty good, huh?
Ren: It just sounds like noise to me. And you look even more stupid then ususal.
Stimpy: Oh pshaw. Tap dancing is fun Ren. Why don't you join me?
Ren: Ohhh nooo! I'm no eediot.
Stimpy: Come on ... No one will ever see you.
Ren: No way!
Stimpy: Just put on these shoes and move your feet...
Ren: Back off man! I can do it. (tap dancing)
Stimpy: Now, don't you feel better?
Ren: Hey! This is fun! You're right Stimpy. I'm sorry I'm all the time so mean to you.
Stimpy: Think nothing of it buddy!
Ren: Pal! (and into the song....)
Stimpy: It's really great - to have a chum.
Who's kind and caring - and lots
Of fun
He slaps me around when I
Feel blue
Only a pal would do that for you
His name is Ren & when it
Comes to a friend
No one is better
Stimpy: Your turn pal
Ren: O.K. Buddddd... (scream)
You eediot, if you're going to tap dance do it on your own two feet.
Stimpy: Whoops.
Ren: He's really fat - but I admit
He's not so dumb - for an eediot
I hate the smell of his litter box
And when he fills with glue my
Stay-put socks
He's lost his mind, but when
I'm in a bind
He's better than no one!
Ren: Would you comb my hair?
Stimpy: With glee!
Ren: Would you polish my toes?
Stimpy: For free!
Ren: Would you shave my tongue?
Stimpy: Whoopee!
Ren & Stimpy: You're the friend for me!
Ren: My friend to the end -
Which I hope is soon
Has a head full of air - like a
Red ballon
Stimpy: A ballon head, wow! -
What a great thing to be.
Your always say the nicest thing to me.
Ren: You're a fool
Stimpy: But I think your cool
No one is better!
Stimpy: Would you tell me a story?
Ren: No way!
Stimpy: Would you pick my nose?
Ren: For pay!
Stimpy: Would you scratch my back?
Ren: No!
Stimpy: Pluck my brows?
Ren: Erghhhh!
Stimpy: Lick my fur?
Ren: Arright Stimpy! That's it!
I've had enough of your stupid questions! The answer is no!
No, I tell you. A thousand times nooooooo!
Stimpy: Oh, just asking!
Ren: We're opposites by nature
Stimpy: He's a dog, and I'm a cat - I think
Ren: But put us both together
Stimpy: And we're a perfect match
I'm glad he's here to tell me
What to do
Ren: Somebody's got to think for you
You may be a dud, but when I need a bud
You're better than no one!
Stimpy: No on is better!
Ren: You're better than...
Stimpy: No one is...
Ren: Better than...
Stimpy: No one...
Ren & Stimpy: No one - is better.

Lyrics taken from /lyrics/r/ren_stimpy/better_than_no_one.html

  • Email
  • Correct

Music Facts about Ren & Stimpy and "Better Than No One" song

Better Than No One meanings

    Write about your feelings and thoughts about Better Than No One

    Know what this song is about? Does it mean anything special hidden between the lines to you? Share your meaning with community, make it interesting and valuable. Make sure you've read our simple tips.
    Min 50 words
    Not bad

    Post meanings

    Min 50 words
    Not bad

    official video

    Featured lyrics

    0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z