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Paul Austin Kelly – Randall The Vandal lyrics

Randall the Vandal
Words & Music by P.A. Kelly

I'm going to write a poem on the bathroom wall!
Oh, that's not cool!
I'm going to spray graffiti on the old town hall!
Oh, that's not cool!

Who taught you that?
Don't you go to school?
Oh, Randall the Vandal
Why are you such a fool?
What you think is funny
We all think is sad!
Oh, Randall the Vandal
Why do you act so bad?

I'm going to hoist your T-shirt up the old flag pole
Oh, that's not cool!
I'm going to flush your homework down the toilet bowl!
Oh, that's not cool!
(repeat REFRAIN)

I'm going to ring your number and then hang up
Oh, that's not cool!
I'm going to go to prison when I grow up
That is SO not cool!
(repeat refrain)

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