Monsters Of The Midday – Mark And Greg's Halloween lyrics

I'm Mark
And I'm Greg
And this is your spook...
Ey Halloween song
Start the truck up, bitch
And hand me a beer
We're about to have some fun

Snatch that coloured's candy sack
That's my candy
Shut up, black!
Go call your daddy if he's near
I ain't seen my daddy in years
We're done with blacks now on to queers

Stop the truck and this pink house
Be quiet, it has a baby mouse
Now stop that faggot's (Smash, splat)!
That's what you get for suckin' c***!
That's what you get for suckin' c***!

Halloween, Halloween
I'm drinking beer, beer, beer
I'm stayin' away from queers on Halloween
I love drinking beer on Halloweeen
I love you Halloween!

I need to pee, please stop the truck
Shut Up Mark, here's a bingo cup
I filled it up, what do I do?
If only we could find a Jew
If only we could find a Jew

I see one he's right in our tracks
He's dressed up and he's on the back
I need a shot so slow her down
There's a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town
There's a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town

Halloween, Halloween
Our favourite time of year
I'm drinkin' 18 beers on Halloween
I love to drink on Halloween
I'm tired. What are we doing driving?

Halloween's over we must rest
We dream of s*** Savannah's breasts
Shut Up Mark, turn off the light
I'm still laughing about that piece of c***
(Laughing) piece of c***
(Laughing)

Piece of c***
Piece of c***