J-Live – Great Live Caper lyrics

Let
me tell you about the time I had to solve this case When
some crab motherfucker straight invaded my space It
was approximately 8 47:P M.I.
was on my way home comin' back from the gym My
muscles kinda ached they, felt rigid and stiff But
my mind was at ease from this Coltrane riff Playin
loud out... at Fulton and Truce Till
?a Jeep drowned it out with Xzibit and Snoop As
I get closer to the heezy baby Certain
parts of my body started actin' crazy My
ears got to twitchin' and my right hand shook I
had the sudden need to speed so I decided to book As
I arrived on the block to see a bunch of kids scopin' out my building Noticin'
the door wide open As
I jetted up the stairs past signs of forced entry Expecting
to see my humble abode stripped empty Oh
hell no (ah!

ah, ah, ah, ),X8 Ay
yo my, trip from the front door to the second floor Had
me feelin' so alone embarrassed, and insecure My
worldly possessions that I cherished in pride Flashed
in a matter of seconds before my eyes But
not photographic more, like alphanumeric You
know VCR, TV, laptop, C3, VS
MP, LP, CDs, RL
(, )?N-I-K-E, Not
to mention USA and RC3C That
opened up in D C.for. Run DMC( )?This
has gotta be a nightmare somebody, pinch me When
up the stairs I see my ten-speed GT Right
where I left it rather, bizarre Still
felt violated my, apartment door was ajar As
I stormed in thinkin', it's about to be on The
window was wide open but, nothin' was gone As
I dashed to the edge I held my head past the ledge I
seen two hooded figures jumpin' over a fence They
was way beyond capture so, I took a step back So
I could figure this shit out 'cause it was getting intense The
computer was on file, cabinets wide open Bookshelves
was tipped over they, searched but, didn't steal Wait
a minute the, picture from my built-in safe Was
slightly tilted to the side I, was beginning to feel The
same tingling in my fingers and hands Everything
else in the house was there so, work with me one time But
my instincts failed me not The
safe was blown wide open They
stole my priceless book of rhymes Oh!
hell no (ah!

ah, ah, ah), Ah
shit, I've been hit Elizabeth, this is the big one Fuck
it these, niggas got me pullin' out my big guns So
be it so, what if they got it They? can't have it Dagnabit
The! last thing I needed was static But
I got a briefcase for just such an occasion So
I grabbed it jetted, downstairs hailed, a cab I
knew this shit was gonna happen I, was gettin' too nice From
the briefcase I pulled out a homin' device Three
times better than lowjack these, MC's is so whack That
now they gotta resort to stealin' my text As
I fixed on their position for my intercept mission The
cabbie was feather-footed it, was getting me vexed As
we headed toward Jersey the signal got stronger Even
in the tunnel was right on they tail A
green Volkswagen had the nerve to blast ragged A
dead giveaway now, watch justice prevail I
told the cabbie get closer but, he had no heart Next
thing I know we was like five blocks apart But
they was headed for the airport a, getaway plan Traffic
was getting' thick so, I got out and ran Followed
the signal all the way to this drive in hanger These
niggas wanna with... a lear jet I?
drove a luggage cart up the runway to no avail They
pulled out just in time but, I'm not done yet So
watch this You

think you can get away clean I?
know every rhyme in that book You
got five seconds to turn that plane around It's!
like that Aight?
then, If!
I can't have it no, one can