Iain Lee – The Moany Mo Song lyrics

Here he comes now it's a Moany Mo Mo
Phoning up strawberry moany mo now
He hates the show so much that he listens to it every night
He says he's never gonna listen to me again
Then he's always on the phone telling me how to be right

Here he comes now it's Moany Mo now
Picks me up on something I did six months ago
Everybody thinks he's a massive tit
Everybody thinks he's got a tiny dick
Nobody likes a word he says
'Cause he's so far up his ass

Moany Mo
Moany Mo

(Key change)
Here it comes now it's a Moany Mo now
Everything he says he's having a go now
Doesn't like the way I speak to my guests
Thinks I've been rude to all the callers
Doesn't enjoy anything about the show
But he still listens every night

It's Moany Mo
It's Moany Mo

Here it comes now it's a Moany Mo now
Here it comes now it's a Moany Mo now
Said he's never gonna call me again
Then he's on the phone with his tongue up my bum
Said that he doesn't like the things I do
But won't let me speak to his dad and his mom

Here it comes now it's a Moany Mo now
Phoning up my show just to have a go now
Doesn't like Katherine and doesn't like me
But he wants to have sex with Iain Lee
He says everything I do is shit
I wish he would get a hit...
...In the face

Moany Mo
Moany Mo
Moany Mo
Moany Mo
Moany Mo
Moany Mo
Moany Mo