Glitter Puke – Tik Tok lyrics

[Kesha]

Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in the tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up t3quil@ and glitter
It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the s*

Got vomit up in my hair
But I'm way too sick to care
I'm falling down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
And I'm almost out the door
But my family is waiting for me

Oh cr@p!
Not again!
It's an intervention!
It's cool
I'm fine
I can stop at any time

[Dad]

That's a lie!
You won't try
Now you've made your mother cry.
Look!

[Mom]

[Crying]
Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!

[Kesha]

I'm outta here
This is qu33r
I just drank a couple b33rs!

[Mom]

Oh please,
We love you
We even hired Dr Drew!

[Dr Drew]

This pattern has to end

[Kesha]

I think I have to puke again!
[Vomiting noises]

So I decide to stay but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line, talking bout their feelings

[Brother]

It makes me sad when I see you brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my [something I can't make out] and never gave it back

[Dad]

Stop showing off your butt!
You're making young girls act like $lu+$!
And you're starting to get a b33r gut, b33r gut.

[Dr Drew]

This behavior is a dead end
And P Diddy is not your friend
You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-Lohan

[Kesha]

This is whack!
I feel trapped!

[Dr Drew]

We want the old Kesha back.

[Kesha]

Screw you
Dr Drew!
And your stupid camera crew!

[Mom]

Hey, you don't have to shout.
We're just trying to help you out.

[Whole Family]

[Crying]
Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!

[Kesha]

Okay
It's time you know
This is just a video

I don't drink
Or pee in sinks
It's what I want my fans to think

It's all an act
And in fact
It's even in the contract

[Whole family]

[Understanding]
Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!

[Kesha]

[Laughs]
Oh God... oh...