Judy Pancoast – Seven Words That Make Kids Laugh lyrics

There's seven words that make kids laugh, I'm not allowed to say them.
And if I put them in my songs, the radio won't play them.
I think that you can figure out what some of them might be.
I'll have to tell you later, 'cause now I have to---

Oh, seven words, seven words, get the party started.
Seven words, hey did you smell that? I think somebody---

I've been around a lot of kids and I have got the scoop.
If you want a kid to laugh, all you have to say is---

But I can't say the rest of them, your mom will think I'm naughty.
Besides, I just can't stick around. I've got to use the---

Seven words make you feel like you're going nuts.
You might just fall down laughing, but don't fall on your---

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la.

Now you can try hard not to laugh because you're sweet as sugar,
But why is your finger up your nose? Are you looking for a---?

Seven words, could there be more? No, I think just seven.
(One, two, three, four, five, six, seven)
I heard that if you say them, you might not get to heaven.

But I think God's a funny guy, after all, He made giraffes.
And one thing that I know for sure, He loves to see you laugh.
So if this song has made you laugh, well, I think that's a blessing.
So, what's that seventh word, you ask? You'll have to keep on guessing!