Ghosty Boy – Big Gay Orgy In The Sky lyrics

Good evening ladies and gentleman
Tonight it is my pleasure to share with you
A tale of justice, compassion and equality

But most of all
A tale of love

Well I'd like to introduce our protagonist
They call her Juliana

But she just likes to go by Joe.

She run away
To get away from her daddy

He's a self righteous homophobe
But he can hide behind his bible

Daddy says:
There ain't no heaven for you, Joe
If you're gonna want to keep
Licking vagina

And Joe says

Lily Fawn:

"Almighty Jesus
Lord, tell me why
Tell me why...

Why do I feel this way?
Where will I
Go when I
Die?"

Well Joe she pray
But she can't help the way
She wants to be with Ali

We all fear Hell
But Ali smells
Like pot-pourri
The sea
And honey

Well Jesus comes to
To Joe's bedside
And he says
"Have no fear, my child"

Jesus said

"Don't worry Joe
Because when you die
We got a rainbow
You can ride on"

You know why?

Cause it's a

Big
Gay
Orgy

Up in the sky
In the sky

Almighty Jesus loves you
Loves you and I

Said its a Big Gay Orgy
Way, way up in the sky

And we are all God's children
And we are all the same
And we are all God's children

And we'll all be saved

Because it's a big gay orgy
Way, way up
In the sky