Frankie's Got The Blues lyrics

Frankie says that he's got vertigo
He says this everytime he leaves the pub, blotto.
Backaches, bellyaches, earaches & migrains
Frankie's life is misery & full of aches n' pains.

[Chorus:]
FRANKIE'S GOT THE BLUES.. FRANKIE'S NEUROTIC, HE'S ALWAYS FEELING PIG SICK
FRANKIE'S GOT THE BLUES.. YOU WILL HAVE TO EXCUSE, FRANKIE'S GOT THE BLUES
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Frankie sneezes once then goes to bed
"I've got double pneumonia" Frankie said
Frankie lives in the doctors surgery
Everytime he has a shave he waits in casualty
[Chorus]...
[Guitar Bit]

"They say I am a hypercondriac", CONDRIAC CONDRIAC
"But I have got Yellow fever, that's a fact"
A blue bottle landed on Frankie's head, FRANKIE'S HEAD... FRANKIE'S HEAD
"Right, that's it, I've got Malaria I'll soon be dead".
[Chorus]