Fat Bob's Feet lyrics

Fat Bob does not wash or scrub
HE'S NEVER SEEN A BATH TUB BEFORE
When will Fat Bob use the sink?
WE CAN'T FACE THE FAT BOB STINK NO MORE!

[Chorus:]
A KILLER PONG ON A GATESHEAD STREET
50 DROP DEADY... BOBBY BOBBY
QUICK QUICK QUICK IT'S FAT BOB'S FEET
THERE'S NOWT MORE DEADLY.
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Fat Bob's not cleaned his socks yet
HE'S NOT BEEN TO THE LAUNDERETTE BEFORE
Spray Fat Bob's feet with fungicide
HE'S WIPED OUT TWO THIRDS OF TYNESIDE OR MORE
[Chorus]...
[Guitar Bit]...

Tyne & Wear have got the blues
The end is nigh on the Look North news
Fat Bob's taken off his shooooooes
[Chorus]

It only takes one wiff.