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Toy Dolls – The Ashbrooke Launderette... lyrics

[The Ashbrooke Launderette (You'll Stink, Your Clothes'll Shrink, Your Whites'll Be As Black As Ink)]

I didn't have a spin dryer so I had to go
He didn't have a spin dryer so he had to go
With his dirty socks and undies o, o, o, o, oh
To the cleaners on the corner, but how was I to know
They'de be more dirty at 3: 30 oooooh

Rub a dub a dub dub we wash and scrub
We wash your laundry,
Rub a dub a dub dub we wash your laundry..
They say my clothes are cleaner
But I'm not a lunatic
They should be shot they have not got
Per-sil Auto-matic
Rub a dub a dub rub a dub a dub dub...

So many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette
So many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette
The clothes that you have left dirty and wet
So if you want some washing done
D, d, d, d, don't forget,
You'll suffer at the Ashbrooke Lauderette...


You'll stink, your clothes shrink
Your white'sll be as black as ink
Your best red jumper turns to pink
All crumpled up and wet
We've been, have you been
To get your dirty washing clean
Are you clean you couldn't have been
To the Ashbrooke Launderette...

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