You Caught Me Spankin It lyrics

I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could cry
I tried so hard but wasn't able
To Look you in the eye
For I am feeling so ashamed
Yes I have brought disgrace
I can tell i've soiled my good name, by the look upon your face


Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin' it well i was really crankin it
It wasn't my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad
If you could just forgive me
And talk to me dad
Talk to me dad.

No I didn't hear you enter no i didn't hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you depise
Like blood and guts and starvin' kids and stevie wonders eyes
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin' it i was really crankin it
Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad
But i wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had
Talk to me dad

Yeah the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said, could you close the door i really wanna finish
Now the daddy im ashamed and I'd completley understand if you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin' it well i was really crankin it
Well please calm down and don't get mad
Now just because it was your bed it's not that bad
Its not that bad
Not that bad
Talk to me dad

Woo
When I was only seventeen you told me it was dirty so it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty
But you cannot tell me dad you have never had a whack at the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it was really crankin it
Now dry your eyes and don't be sad, but i wouldn't use those tissues they've already been just because it was your bed it's not that Rascals in (some place) tomarrow night and ocean township on friday oh yeaah

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