For The Ladies lyrics

I kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,
U turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
And i lie wondering just what i should i do...
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I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
When i tell you that i love you i will look you in the eye,
As i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...