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I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,
My friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,
I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,
Its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin,
It's d&d!
Fighting with the legends of yore.
It's d&d!
Never kissed lady before (nope).
Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,
We use these as a reference tool,
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...

No we're not
I know

Now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master,
He's got hit points and charisma to lend,
I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragons tomb when I'm not I'm with my girlfriend,
Its d&d... Wait...

Youve got a girlfriend?
Yeah. Yeah... No.

Its d&d!
Warriors that terrify.
Its d&d!
Virgins til the day we...

1, 2, 3, 4!


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