I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,
My friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,
I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,
Its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin,
Fighting with the legends of yore.
Never kissed lady before (nope).
Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,
We use these as a reference tool,
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...
No we're not
Now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master,
He's got hit points and charisma to lend,
I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragons tomb when I'm not I'm with my girlfriend,
Its d&d... Wait...
Youve got a girlfriend?
Yeah. Yeah... No.
Warriors that terrify.
Virgins til the day we...
1, 2, 3, 4!
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/stephen_lynch/d_d.html