Root Boy Slim – Dare To Be Fat lyrics

Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y'all
Fat don't matter at all

I saw a fat girl in my neighborhood
Good God almighty she was lookin' good
Tight ski pants, cashmere sweater
Root Boy can't think of nothin, nothin better

Dare to be fat
Fat is where it's at
Dare to be fat
Fat is where it's at
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y'all
Fat don't matter at all

She's got a shape that makes me drool
Lord I'm just a fat girl's fool
She weighs in at two-oh-two
That's fine with me, I'm portly too

Dare to be fat
Fat is where it's at
Dare to be fat
Fat is where it's at
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y'all
Fat don't matter at all

Man, those fat girls got me eating out of their hands
They got me playin the fool
They got me doin anything they want me to
They got me wrapped out around their pudgy fingers
I don't know how to get out of this syndrome I'm in

Me and my woman got it made
Eatin in, eatin out, at least six times a day
Breakfast and brunch, lunch and dinner too
Plus a few meals that might be new to you

Come on come on you fat girls
Give Root Boy some play
Fellow might not be noticin you but
I dig you, I dig you
I'm a fat man too
I dig you fat girls
You're foxy, you're foxy
You got put on a pedestal
Highly elevated
Back in medieval times
You're Rubenesque, baby