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Okay Honey, now the name of the restaurant and
My cell phone number are on the refrigerator (uh huh!)
Don't be afraid to call if you need anything
Now have Josh in bed by 9 (uh huh)
9:30 the latest (sure!)
Now there's soda and chips in the kitchen (hah, great!)
Tary, DVD player,
And I think there's some board games in the closet. (uh huh, great!)
Oh and one more thing, just be good! (Okay!

I'm a bad babysiter, got my boyfriend in ya showa.
WOO! I'm makin' 6 bucks an hour.
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in ya shower.
WOO! I'm makin' 6 bucks an hour.

Babysitting sucks! But whatever
They got junk food, Kung Foo, egg foo, Dig Dug, a dog too
And a hot jew, Mr. Weintraub.
I mean, He's old but not dimed out.
If I'm bad, I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out.
A'ight Josh, what'ch ya wanna do? Ya wanna watch cartoons? (Yeah)
HBO got Platoon. (No!) Hey! Get back in the room.
I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid.
Ima sit on your couch and masterbate.
Then call up my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate.
Spit out my bubba-licious and get to one of them big fridges
That could fit 10 midgets
Hey, she left me like fifty diches-BITCH!
Let's try on your mom's minx,
Think she'll miss these Chanel linx and these high heels?
She looked like Jar-Jar Binks.
Go play under the sink. (I want my mommy and dad!)
I want your daddy as well, but if ya tell you'll die sickle cell
An' God told me your going straight to hell.
Well, if you don't like it I can leave then you'll be alone.
Believe me, that's what the creepy monsters want.
Plus I'll be takin' your TV. (No)
Put on your jamas and don't wet the bed.
I got a camera, I'll take picture and show that little girl you like, Sarah!
Oh and one more thing, there's been several masked murderers spotted in the area. (Ch-Ch)

(Chorus 2x)

Let's make Fluffernutters.
Don't fuckin' utter another peep
Or I'll take the cookie cutta
And make star cookies outta your skin while you sleep.
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet.
Hey, what are these pills?
I'll take the Valium, Josh
You take a bag of the Tagement.
Stop throwin up, I'm not paid enough!
You clean the rugs
Is that fluff?
I told you 6 bags of home made Jello was too much.
A'ight kid, you gotta go to bed.
I know it's only 6 but my boy just came over...
And he wants me to give him head.
Sit his bare ass on the couch while you watch Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky 'cause I sucked his dicky
And used your moms cucumber!
Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared? You can have it for suppa, nice and crisp in the Tupperware!
No bed time story,
Gabe, get off me your so horny.
Josh, get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let ya see your mom in tha mornin'
No porn and shut the shade, Gabe
One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while your gettin' paid!

(Chorus 2x)

Oh dag, they just came back!
Jeez, Mr W., your wife looks bad.
(Oh must of been the drinks she had. We drank some mata's,
Wat-cha-la's, ripped her off thigh high.)
WHOA! Um, too much information! I need a ride.
(Let's take the benz) That's the coolest car I ever seen
How old are you again, I forget... 19?
(Laugh) Hah, yeah, Sike! In like 4 more years.
(Oh, one time could you please show me one of those nice cheers?)
(Whooo!) Have you been working out?
(No doubt! Here's your house) You wanna come in?
We just got this awesome new couch
Ouch! (Stop it girl! ) Can't I get a little peek?
(Naw girl, I'll take a rain check and see ya next week)

(Chorus 4x)

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