Road Kill Christmas lyrics

Got my dog and a six pack inside my truck
My wife rides in the back cause she won't shut up
There's a deer in the headlights though it might be a sin
I gunned the motor and run over him

[Chorus]
It's a road kill Christmas
Venice that's pretenderized
It's a road kill Christmas
Cause they freeze when the light hits their eyes
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By the time we got home he was her pet
That night he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my truck
But I had some beer so I didn't give a darn

(That was close) (yeah I know I almost said Damn)

A couple days later I made him a deal
If he worked for me then he won't be my next meal
I covered his antlers with foil and then
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end

It's a road kill Christmas
That dumb deer changed my life
It's a road kill Christmas
Next time I'll run over my wife

(That's all I got for now)