Robby Tribute (what Has He Become?) lyrics

Rodriguez shuns Robby's house
Cause his girl was called a field mouse
And this was not acceptable
Rodriguez taught him now
It was a shower he'd been needing
A shampooing was his greeting
He feels the scars from the swirly
His clothes were soaked... and how!
Like an lifeguard with no clothes
In the guard room 'Manda froze
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*What has he become
An icon for the summer staff
What has he become
He never faced Scott's fearful rath
What has he become
In a bad room stuck with Melvin
What has he become
Spoke his mind, looked out for us all
Yes, he rarely did have any cares at all
"Helene and Tom" left him scarred for life
He wanted her to be Craig's future wife
This guy could make us all laugh with his good stories
Melvin and him made a great pair of roomies*
Robby has his tick-tacs
Eventually the bed cracks
For once again Melvin's gone on
A super hungry streak
With work waiting next morning
Melvin gave no warning
That he would eat all of them,
The bed was just too weak.
An intriguing Robby kid
Kept us guessing... he did
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What about Jen?
What about Kris?
What about Nikki Clark?
What about Julie, Carina, and other girls?