Beatle Greetings Lyrics
Ringo: I'm Ringo and I play the drums.
Paul: I'm Paul and I play the... Ehm... Bass [Chhhh]
George: I'm George and I play a guitar. [whistle]
John: I'm John and I too play guitar, sometimes I play the fool...
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