I think this song is about Taylor Swift's way of mocking the exaggerated portrayal the media has on her, playing into the character that's been made up. Poor girl can't go on a coffee hangout without others without the media thinking she's with the person. You would have to have talks with the person before getting to know them. Taylor "So I'd love to hang out with you later today, however, the paparazzi are probably going to be out and about..." "So, uh, this is kinda of a date but we're not together so when hundreds of people ask about our relationship just say "no comment" Guy "...I'm more of a tea person." Poor Taylor.