Tom Rosenthal – Melania lyrics

[Verse 1]
Oh Melania, he walks ahead of ya
No good man should do that
He is the mightiest prat
The world has ever seen
Why did you become his queen?
Do you like those tiny hands?
Only you can break up the band
You can be like Yoko Ono
You don’t have to be on your own-o

[Pre-Chorus 1]
You can shave off all his hair
You can leave on him on the lake
You could throw his phone down the grand canyon
And give the world a break

[Chorus 1]
You put him in a rocket
Send him to outer space
There should probably be some distance
Between him and the human race

[Verse 2]
Oh Melania
Does he really love ya?
More than he loves Bannon
And other the loose cannons
You’re the first lady
But we need you to be shady
We can see it in those eyes
Are you our hero in disguise?

[Bridge]
You could crush his loony dream
You could take one for the team

[Pre-Chorus 2]
You could build him a wall
That surrounds him on all sides
You could lock him in a lift with bunch of scientists
Before we’re swallowed by the tides

[Chorus 2]
Or just leave the tape running
He’s bound to say something bad
If you could secretly film him hugging a Russian
Then the world is in your hands!

[Verse 3]
Melania, we need you
Will you please help us out, thank you
You could go down in history
As the one who set us free temporarily

[Pre-Chorus 3]
You could cut up all his ties
You could dress him like a goose
You can do something quite age appropriate
Like take him on a cruise

[Chorus 1]
You could put him in a spaceship
Send him to outer space
There should probably be distance
Between him and the human race

[Outro]
Melania, we need you
Will you please help us out, thank you