The King Blues – Sex Education lyrics

Intro (also sung by backing singers during chorus)
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex,
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, education.

Verse 1
Up in his bedroom he has locked the door.
The playground conversation was real hard-core.
They arranged a meeting, he is right on time,
Sees the instant message from his friend online.
Belly rushing, cheeks turning pink,
In a blink he was sent the link.
The little box asks him, "Are you 18?"
He's clicking the mouse, passing the testing screen.


Verse 2
He never had that little chat with his dad.
It weren't his mum who enlightened this lad.
It was Indiana Bones and Temple of Poon,
Saturday Night Beaver, the Sperminator 2,
2 Girls and 1 Cup, 1 Man and 1 Cup,
Some crack-head slut, who's starved for a buck.
Belly rushing, cheeks turning pink.
And in a blink, his friends have the link.

Chorus
Whether you,
Like it or not,
This is our,
Sex education.
Whether you,
Like it or not,
This is our,
Sex education.

Verse 3
He met her, introduced by a mutual mate.
Finally she agreed to let him have a date.
He was mutton like lamb, she was lamb like mutton,
Just grateful, no staple in her belly button.
He was so new that he was confused,
So he used her the only way he'd seen how to.
Truth is, she was used to this abuse,
"It must be love", she weeped,
Tenderly bruised.

Verse 4
Now no pop-up books and no blushing teacher,
No parents and no angry preacher,
No cartoons and no diagram,
Just fifteen girls and one lucky man?
One and all with the moans and the groans and the,
Exes film on the mobile phones so,
No giggling and certainly no doodles,
Man that las one looked pretty brutal.

Chorus (x2)
Whether you,
Like it or not,
This is our,
Sex education.
Whether you,
Like it or not,
This is our,
Sex education.