Squeeze – Remember What lyrics

(difford/tilbrook)
Warning: these lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.

I can't remember what happened last night
Was there trouble or was there a fight
I was out with what was her name
What I did will I ever do again
And if I did it then what did I do
Would you let that happen to you
I'll give this morning back to my bed
I can't remember I might be dead
Cupids arrow sliding through the sky
See you tomorrow come around tonight
I can't remember what your kiss is like
I can't remember if you're black or white
I wish I could, I wish I would remember what
I can't remember what happened at all

I found my suit all over the hall
My telephones looking upside down
Was there paint all over the town
Is it sunny and is it july
Does it matter and if so then why
I'll give this morning back to my cot
I can't remember if I've been shot

I can't remember which body is mine
Is it the left or is it the right
Maybe I had an excess of drink
What's this mess I find in the sink
Ashtrays emptied all over my shoes
Everytime I this booze
Can't find time for words on the phone
I'll leave today to play on it's own