Sean Paul – Uptown Haters Skit lyrics

Hmmmm.. Hmmm hmm hmm hmmm.. (hmming continues)
(phone rings)
Hello
Hey wats up man?
Big rave goin on tonight and you rollin wit me?
Matthew?
There are no raves in jamaica matthew, what are you talkin about?
Naa they carrying this guy from a biza, man
A guy from a biza?
Yea, it gonna be it gonn be off da hook
Matthew... (laughs) the last time you guys try to get me to a to a rave, I ended up at some (dancehall event)
No this time.. There's glowsticks, it gonn be off the hook, the works
Uhhh... Matthew matthew, the last time you spoke to me about a rave it was dancehall it was sean paul
No, there's very hot girls in cages though you no, but it's not
Dutty?, dutty eh
Some rubbish on the stage, jumpin up and down.
And it was total foolishness
Its not what you thinkin sharky
You kno I'm not into dancehall
No, but sharky, this time..
I really... I really wish you would not try to trick me to goin to dese dancehall events wit you guys
I'm not tryin to trick you.. Sh-- its
Cause I'm not into de dance hall
Its
And you kno I believe dance hall is rubbish right?
Its n-- it's a rave
Rubbish
I'm not going to allow you to fool me
Shark, ur not hearing me, it's rave!
Into gettin me to go to a dancehall event
No.. (sighs)
There's no more of me going to dancehall events!
This is every-- everyting you..
There are no raves, u're not going to fool me
This is everything you like
Again, ever all right? No more! It's rubbish!