Michael Christmas – These Days lyrics

[Intro]
They all here today
But since they all here, why don't you just go ahead and smile for 'em?

[Chorus 1]
These days, shit
These days shit so crazy
These days, shit
These days shit so crazy
Kids saying, "these days, shit"
"These days shit so crazy"
"These days shit so crazy"
These days, shit
These days shit so crazy

[Verse 1]
Melty on his DJ set
And we gon' make the world go crazy
Do my own videos like Spike Lee do
Life don't slow down, don't get redo
Thunder jam, Raichu
These niggas Pichu to officers, ain't Jenny but they will take a Pikachu
Only way we can do what we can do
Had to find a way, my eyes closed like peek-a-boo
Pop sick, he ain't takin' care of what he need to
Monkey on my back, world upside-down Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

[Chorus 2]
These days, shit
These days shit so crazy
These days, shit
These days shit so crazy
These days shit so extra
Don't text me no letta
Don't got time to read it
My dick, gots to beat it

[Verse 2]
Who would I be if I didn't make a junk joke?
Life too short, blunt toke turn to gunsmoke
Shit don't need to be deep like that, though
Don't take one my bros, one of them is our last hope
These days, shit
These days, shit go faster
So we work hard to buy cars that can catch up
Ferris Bueller Christmas, OG is my Cameron
Joe got the Camry, drive it like a Grand Prix
Did a show fake mustache, cause a stampede
Can't live yo whole life dodgin' bullets
Business front, party back like a mullet

[Chorus 1]
These days, shit
These days, shit so crazy
These days, shit
These days, shit so crazy
Kids saying, "these days, shit"
These days, shit so crazy
These days, shit so crazy
These days, shit
These days, shit so crazy

[Outro]
These days, shit
These days shit so crazy
These days, shit
These days shit so crazy
These days, shit
These days shit so crazy
These days, shit
These days shit so crazy