Lemon Demon – Knife Fight lyrics

I tire of your mind games.
I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy.
Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me.
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knifes!

Knife fight,
You're gonna fight for your life!
Knife fight,
You're gonna fight with a knife!
Knife fight,
A really really really sharp knife!
Yeah, knife fight!

I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a *****!
I'ma cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! Knife fight!

Neil: Let me tell you something: I can't be beat.
Marty: Oh yeah?
Neil: Yeah. Cuz I'm the king of the street!
Marty: Well guess what, man: I'll pin you to the wall!
Neil: Oh yeah?
Marty: Yeah, your knife is way too small!
Neil: Hey! My knife is super sharp and that's what counts! I'm gonna make you bleed copious amounts!
Marty: Yeah well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you!
Neil: Punk.
Marty: Dweeb.

Knife fight,
You're gonna fight for your life!
Knife fight,
You're gonna fight with a knife!
Knife fight,
A really really really sharp knife!
Yeah, knife fight!

I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a *****!
I'ma cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! Knife fight!

Neil: I'm gonna slice you up!
Marty: I'm gonna cut you down!
Neil: I'll put you in your place!
Marty: I'll put you underground!
Neil: This is the end for you, you gutter crawling cur!
Marty: I've got a tip for you, get the point?
Neil: Yeah, sure.
Marty: It's time to face the music!
Neil: Time to face the facts!
Marty: Time to bite the bullet!
Neil: Time to pay the tax!
Marty: I've got a blade of fury.
Neil: I am a ball of rage.
Marty: You ready, sucka?
Neil: Born ready.
Both: engage!

Knife!
Fight!
Cut!
Stab!
Knife!
Ow!
Poke!
Knife!

Marty: Hey wait a minute here!
Neil: Oh, what is it?!
Marty: Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt!
Neil: Hurt? ...I don't want to get hurt.
Marty: Who does!
Neil: Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a...
Both: tickle fight!

Tickle fight! It's a tickle fight!
Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight!
Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and
Everyone can sing together, now:

Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!

Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi for fum kitten kaboodly!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! Hey!

Marty: That was fun. Where's my knife?