Energy Whores – Little Vicious Dancing Robots lyrics

One afternoon when I was so board, board
I stopped into the dollar store
There it was on the bottom shelf
A little box all by itself

It had Chinese writing on the bottom and top
And a paragraph of English in just one spot
It said mix for little dancing robot
If you love him he’ll dance a lot

Instruction. Put nice in water tube not awful shake
Right up microwave not explode. What?
Green liquid into science test tube
Fat mixed gel puts with there too

Put it in the microwave to get it cooking
I was so excited I couldn’t stop looking
It started glowing purple then green
The weirdest thing I’ve ever seen then…

Aw so cute! I love you too little robot
Let me give you a great big hug!

It started dancing and jumping around
I looked in awe at the love that I found
We danced together all through the night
And fell asleep by candlelight

Can’t believe I woke up to see
100 robots looking at m
Out my window and entire fleet
Of little robots dancing in the street

Do the robot
Oh keep on dancing
Oh don’t stop dancing
Oh keep on dancing
Oh you can’t stop dancing with me

Do The Robot
Space invaders from another planet
Talk to their leader I know they planned it
They look up at you with those big roboty eyes
The next thing you know your dancing till you die

I didn’t read the fine print above
The missing ingredient they needed was love
Around the world the robots roam
They got to dance, won’t leave you alone

Little vicious dancing robots
Look so cute but they’re really not
Little vicious dancing robots
Look so cute but they’re really not

Little vicious dancing robots
Look so cute but they’re really not
Little vicious dancing robots
Look so cute but they’re really not
Little vicious dancing robots
Look so cute but they’re really not

Little vicious dancing robots
Think they’re cute but they’re really not
Stop it. Stop it. Get outa here!