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Chordettes – 30 Years Ago lyrics

About thirty years ago
I was petrified
I needed to go toilet
So I opened my bum up wide
Later I picked up my wife
And started stabbin' her with my knife
But she wasn't much of a fight
Oh! I was tired! Oh I was tired.
Next day I went to work and my boss said I was fired!
Next job I got was at the reject shop
Only got paid $3 a month
It wasn't much oh well.
That was 30 years ago.

To be continued..

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