Bette Midler – Marriage, Movies, Madonna And Mick lyrics

Of course I have new motivations for staying slim and georgous, you see I recently got married,
I hope that means you are wishing me well and not congratulations on finally landing some poor worm, Yes I got married, of course I wasn't the urge to cojoin that faithful weekend, lots of girls got married that weekend
God all mighty, Olivia Newton John got married, Sally Field got married, Jamie-Lee Curtis got married, it was like last call at a singles bar.
Olivia Newton John got married in Santa Barbara, everything was dyed to match the very special pink of her panties,
Sally got married in Bell Air to a man who liked her ,who really liked her,
Jaime Lee got married on 5th avenue and I was married in Las Vegas, by an Elvis impersonater.
I married a German boy, I married a crout, Every night I get dressed up like Poland and he invades me, haha,
He likes to go to the movies, he likes to watch teenagers get laid for the first time, sometimes he even watches the screen, my movies are not about getting laid, all though I will say once or twice I have been royally screwed,
"I'm ready for my close up, where's the mark, where's my line, where's my lunch, I, oh I love the sound of that voice"
Nobody talks like that anymore in the movies except for Meryl,
"I am the french left tenants whore"
I was up for that part, I read that line
"I'm the french lutenants whore, what's it to ya"
I don't know why I didn't get that job, but now its move over Meryl Streep, there's new light on the cinamatic horrizon, Madonna.
Oh this is not going to be so much as mud flinging as it's gonna be like a land fill alright!
Like a virgin, touched for the very first time, for the very first time today, ah my god, oh pitty the poor soul who has to rinse out that lingerie, the only thing that girl will ever do like a virgin is have a baby in a stable, by an unknown father,
Who, me, jelous, what do ya mean!, I'm a material girl too, I've been on MTV, once, I made a video with Mick Jagger.
We were fabulous together, I know what your all thinking, did she fuck him?, How was he?
Ah, Mick, Bruce, Lional, I had em all, How were they? I was better than them!
I left them weak and begging for more,
"Prince, get of ma leg, god damn it boy, somebody get a bucket of water to throw on this putz, honey some kibble, cool down, cool down, "you got to cool down boy"."
He's a very sweet guy, person, fella, I dunno maybe it's me, when its a sex symbol, I like to know the sex of the symbol.
We were on the road not too long ago, actally we were on the road last year, two years ago, we met some pigs on the road, God, you didn't know there were people out there with cosiousness so low my god, we were hanging out with this band, what's his names band, Oh fabulous band I forget the name, their moto was
"no muff too tough, ugly women have pussys too"
I thought it was revolting till I really actually thought about it and I thought,oh well that is kinda friendly actually when you, its really kinda none judgemental in a funny way,
Is that my accountent sitting there?, I'll kill myself, Is it?, looks just like my accountent, I don't think it is my acountent, Thank christ! Excuse my language but, oh my accountent, I adore my accountent never the less, he has to be up at 6 in the morning at those books, Looking for tax shelters.