Request & respond explanations
  • Don't understand the meaning of the song?
  • Highlight lyrics and request an explanation.
  • Click on highlighted lyrics to explain.
Barenaked Ladies – If I Had A Million Dollars lyrics

[Verse:]
Singer 1: If I had a million dollars
Singer 2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you a house
2: I would buy you a house
1: And if I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Buy you furniture for your house
2: Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman
1: And if I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you a K-car
2: A nice reliant automobile

1: And If I had a million dollars
Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove

Both: If I had a million dollars
2: I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Both: If I had a million dollars
2: You could help it wouldn't be that hard
Both: If I had a million dollars
2: Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

[Spoken]
1: Or maybe we could just go up there and hang out
2: Like open the fridge and stuff
2: And there are already foods layed out for us with little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
1: mmm
2: They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
1: Well can you blame them?
2: Oh yeah

[Verse 2:]
1: If I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you a fur coat
2: But not a real fur coat that's cruel
1: And if I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
2: Yep! Like a llama or an emu
1: And if I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
2: Oooh all them crazy elephant bones

1: And If I had a million dollars
Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove

Both: If I had a million dollars
2: We wouldn't have to walk to the store
Both: If I had a million dollars
2: No we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Both: If I had a million dollars
2: We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner

[Spoken]
1: But we would eat Kraft dinner
2: Of course we would, we'd just eat more
2: And buy really expensive ketchups with it
1: That's right all the fanciest ketchu- Dijon ketchups
1: mmm
2: mhm

[Verse 3:]
1: If I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you a green dress
2: But not a real green dress that's cruel
1: And if I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you some art
2: A Picasso or a Garfunkel
1: And if I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you a monkey
2: Haven't you always wanted a monkey!

1: And if I had a million dollars
Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove

Group of Singers (Gos): If I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
Gos: If I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
Gos: If I had a million do-o-o-o-lla-a-ars

1 & 2: I'd be rich



Lyrics taken from /lyrics/b/barenaked_ladies/if_i_had_a_million_dollars.html

  • Email
  • Correct
Corrected by Knuffolino

If I Had A Million Dollars meanings

    Write about your feelings and thoughts about If I Had A Million Dollars

    Know what this song is about? Does it mean anything special hidden between the lines to you? Share your meaning with community, make it interesting and valuable. Make sure you've read our simple tips.
    U
    Min 50 words
    Not bad
    Good
    Awesome!

    Post meanings

    U
    Min 50 words
    Not bad
    Good
    Awesome!

    official video

    Featured lyrics

    0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z