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Arrogant Worms – The Assumption Song lyrics

There was an old farmer
Who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow
Just shaking his
Fist at some boys
Who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water
Their hands on their

Marbles and playthings
And at half past four
There came a young lady
She looked like a

Pretty young creature
She sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress

And she showed them her

Ruffles and laces
And white fluffy duck
She said she was learning
A new way to

Bring up her children
So they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard
Were shoveling

Refuse and litter
From yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow
Was rubbing her

Eyes at the fellow

Down by the dock
He looked like a man

With a sizable

Home in the country
With a big fence out front
And if he asked her politely
She'd show him her

Little pet dog

Who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him
Grab hold of her

Small tender hand

With a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over
And suck on his

Candy, so tasty

Made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream
All over her

Cookies that she had

Left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go fuck

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The Assumption Song meanings

  • u
    Basically, when you think they are about to say something inappropriate, it turned out they didn't, and said something else. For example: A kid had stolen some food from the old poor, then a woman came to him, she looked like a... (Whore) Pretty young lady... and so on. They were trolling you into thinking the song was inappropriate, and wanted you to fuck yourself because of how you fell for it.
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  • u
    She sat in the grass.
    She lifted her skirt and she showed them her.
    It's hilarious. It's better with a rhythm, though. Look it up on YouTube. All the time, you think they'll say something dirty, but then they don't. I love it. Someone told me about it today. I really don't like the word minimum on this because I can't think of many words. And btw, what dirty thing rhymes with butterscotch?
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