Anvil – Five Knuckle Shuffle lyrics

Hand to the gland and I don't care
There ain't no secret I won't bare
Hey!
All I wanna do is beat my meat
Shakin' steak, what a treat
Stroke it, stroke it really hard
I wanna watch it blow a yard
Palm sister date what you got
Wank your willie, hit the spot

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke

Rattle my snake most every night
I wanna woman to do it right
Stroke it, stroke it just for fun
Stroke it, stroke it till I c**
All I wanna do is shake my stick
Pullin' my pecker really does the trick

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
All I wanna do is give it a stroke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke
Nothin' to poke
That's right!

Don't you worry when you spank the chimp
It don't mean that you're a wimp
Stroke it, stroke it all night long
Stroke it, stroke it ding my dong
Palm sister date what you got
Shine your shilaylly, don't get caught

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
All I wanna do is give it a stroke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke