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A used... pink bathrobe
A rare... mint snowglobe
A Smurf... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy... your knick-knack
Just check... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy... your chotchkes
Sell me... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, used by Dr. Dre... hey)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
I'll buy on eBay

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

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  • k
    Kit_Kat23May 14, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    i luv dis song its one of my fav songs(1 of da songs i play over and over until i hav 2 stop)
  • c
    cookiecrumbs1212Dec 19, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    so funny i love weird al yankovic
    I love the song it is so funny
    who came up with these lyrics The r awesome this is my classes favorite song
  • h
    Hazel44Jun 23, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    I think this song is upbeat and very coo!
    It is very funny, I also, think that in general Weird Al makes some great remixes from songs!
  • f
    funnycakegirl212Feb 7, 2011 at 4:01 am
    I ask all of ma friends if thay know weird al and thay all say no i keep showing them videos of weird al to see how cool and funny he is i grew up listening to weird al and im 11 yrs old, 11 yrs of weird al in my heart
  • luvme4me
    luvme4meMar 21, 2010 at 2:13 am
    this song is so funny I love it!! my friends and I request it on the radio and sing 2 it all the time.

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