If That Isn't Love lyrics
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Oh I'm your shelter from the storm You'll know I'll always have your back I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder And if that isn't love If that isn't love If that isn't love I don't know what love is Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know Nanananananana Ahhh listen now There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator I coulda finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for Later And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat 'Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that And if that isn't love If that isn't love If that isn't love I don't know what love is Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know Nananannananna Oh no Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia! Well I still adore you I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast And I can't stand omelettes After I take a bath If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you I'll give you my word You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging If you get drunk and pass out I'll never sharpie up your face And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super Convenient place I totally support every idiotic thing you do And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you And if that isn't love If that isn't love If that isn't love I don't know what love is Nanananananana no I don't know what love is Nanananananana well I don't know what love is I don't know what love is
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