Parental Guidance lyrics

Well I say, Well I say one thing
And then it ends up another
And I can't be bothered
‘cause today
Well it could be the first
But then it could be the worst
‘cause I heard my parents fucking

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don't know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

Yeah

Late one night, woke up to get some water
But I heard my parents trying for another daughter
Didn't think, my Dad could still get it up
But from the noises they were making someone was sure getting fucked

And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don't know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

I guess the proper time has come to say “I am very proud of you son�

Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's wrong with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, is something new?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gran likes it too!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, When I'm that old I'm gonna do it too!

When I was watching the tele
I looked up at Dad's shelf and saw some KY Jelly
Well the thoughts, well they weren't a lot fun
When you get the funny feeling mummy takes it up the bum.

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don't know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

Well I guess, It's ‘cause I'm them I'm here
But before I go on, I should make one thing clear
How could they, ever put me through this
‘cause seeing your parents fucking, is worse than drinking piss

And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don't know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh
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