When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say,"
And what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, "Son you are a bachelor boy
And that's the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy: "
-huh- I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy
A happy ba-che-lor was he,
But he ain't no more gone is Garry
As he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch called melanie
Who's that then - Garry
Slouched on the couch with that cow,
There ain't any doubt there's no escape
Now off his head, concerted
Instead he wed, Melanie
He said, "I only wanted to stay"
But the silly sucker, drained his life away
"I only wanted to be"
And he took no notice of me
And it's all over now -huh- for Garry
The bag nagged/asked to have a kid
The most * that Garry ever did
Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in th butt called Melanie
Off his head, off his *
Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie
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