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Tom Green – Pet Names For Genitalia lyrics

Mutton dagger,
Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny,
Fishing rod,
Tally wacker,
Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong,
Ankle spanker,
Pork sword,
Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Cockett,
Let them all hang out!

Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of 'em,
And you gotta love 'em!
Pet names for genitalia,
Theres always something silly
Of that little Willy!

Weenie wacker,
Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love whistle,
Tube steak,
Uncle dick,
This is getting really sick!
I'm not through,
There's one more,
Purple helmet warrior!

Repeat Chorus 2x "

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